"I have a confession for you: I can’t remember how to make a Mai Tai..."

"... for the life of me I can never remember if it’s a half ounce of orgeat and a quarter ounce of simple syrup, or a quarter ounce of orgeat and a half ounce of simple syrup. Honestly, I probably get about five Mai Tai orders a year at my bar, so there’s a lot of time to forget exactly how to make one."

And here I thought I was the only one. I want to remember how to make any cocktail off the top of my head. But it's kind of like walking into a room and forgetting why you went in there. It's the sort of thing that makes you wish you hadn't smoked so much pot in college. (And then you remember you didn't even smoke any pot in college!)